Hi there! I'm Alyssa, and welll I love music and the Boston Bruins. That's about it. Message me if ya wanna talk about the Bruins or music :)
“Life's greatest tragedy is not that it will someday end, but that most only live to follow directions and sometimes we end up totally lost.”
― Alex Gaskarth
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
It’s getting there, Jabs. Keep working hard, we BEL13VE.
So amazing!
great job man, praying for you. we believe in you jabs. you will skate.
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Dubnuts
I SWEAR I AM GOING TO PUNCH MY BROTHER IN THE FACE
If he walks into our house with his and his girlfriends dog one more time and says, “Hey Jericho, go see Aunty Alyssa!” I will punch him in the head. I realize that your girlfriend is pregnant with my Nephew, and I love Jericho, but I AM NOT A AUNT TO A DOG.
I think I’m done ranting for the day <3
It is the year 2812
Teacher: Today we will be learning about a collective genre of humans called 'fangirls'. These 'fangirls' survived on nothing but nutella while 'blogging' on 'laptops' in a pitch dark room about various 'fandoms' on a website named 'tumblr', and spoke a distinctive language called 'adfasdflkj'
My brother and I shouldn’t be allowed out in public…
Friday night after my recital-
Me: DAN! GET YOUR GUN! Somebody’s getting dead.
Dan: Rah!
Me: Bitches get stitches.
Saturday afternoon-
Dan: Hey Alyssa, what do bitches get?
Me: uhhhh, money?
Dan: NO! What do bitches get?
Me: …oh, STITCHES!
